Monday, April 6, 2009

Hello World!

This is my first blog ever. For a long time, I wondered what a blog is. I could never figure out the difference between a website and a blog: both contained ( millions of ) words, pictures, videos and same kind of other materials. So what was the problem? Why did they invent blogs and why they have become so popular?

Perhaps the secret revealed when I felt a desire to make a personal website where I could put just anything I wanted. After doing some brainstorming, I began to realize the labor work involved in developing a personal website. The desire became a nightmare when I actually started doing some work on it. Then somehow, while exploring internet, I accidentally created this blog and delighted to explore that whatever functionality I required for my personal website, are already here. Thanks to Blogger team for creating this marvelous web application.

I am not a writer neither I have got any writing skills. Perhaps I would be the only one reading the stuff I am writing here. People like to express themselves to others but rare are ready to know what the others think. They would write blogs over blog but rare would read the blogs written by others ( It is not our fault by the way, it is our instinct ). This way most of the blogs are only read by their authors. And I know that same is going to happen with my blog yet I am energetic to write here because, although we love to express ourselves to others, we tend to forget the more important thing: to express onself to onself; although we love others to understand us, yet we tend to forget the more important thing: to understand oneself by onself; writing here may become helpful for me to express me to myself and eventually understand myself.

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Reasons It's Great To Be A Guy!

1. Phone conversations last 30 seconds
2. You know useful stuff about tanks and airplanes
3. A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase
4. Bathroom lines are 80% shorter
5. You can open all your own jars
6. Old friends don’t give you crap if you’ve lost or gained weight
7. Dry cleaners and haircutters don’t rob you blind
8. When clicking through the channels you don’t have to stop on every shot of someone crying
9. You don’t have to lug a bag of “necessary” items with you everywhere you go
10. You can go to the bathroom without a support group

11. Your last name stays put
12. You can leave a motel room bed unmade
13. You can kill your own food
14. The garage is all yours
15. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
16. You see the humor in “Terms of Endearment”
17. You never have to clean the toilet
18. You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes
19. Wedding plans take care of themselves
20. If someone forgets to invite you to something, they can still be your friend.

21. Your underwear cost $7.50 for a pack of 3
22. None of your co-workers have the power to make you cry
23. You don’t have to shave below your neck
24. You don’t have to curl up next to some big, hairy guy every night
25. If you are 34 and single, no one notices
26. Chocolate is just another snack
27. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat
28. Flowers fix everything
29. You never have to worry about other’s feelings
30. Three pair of shoes are more than enough

Will be continued!